"Go Ahead, Make My Day. I'm Serious, Make My Day"

"40's? 22's? 40's? 22's? Ah Fuck It, Get A Couple 22's"

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!"

"Stay Classy"

"I Get It, I Got It, I Know It's Good"

"So This One Time At Band Camp..."

"The Man, The Myth, The Legend"

"Ooooooh, It's A Lighter. Cooooooollllllllll"

"Cut A Whole In The Box, Put Your Junk In The Box ..."

"I Love Your Movies"

"The Left Coast Bitches"

"Hanaka. Chris Hanaka. You Can Call Me Chris"

"Fastest Way To A Man's Heart: Scotch Whiskey"

"Dude, I Am Totally Getting Ripped Tonight"

"Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy OH Boy"

"You Know It"

"Mmmmmmmmmmm Cup Cakes"

"Ah Hell Nah Dawg"

"Oh Schnap, Zoink!"

"Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"

"Quit Play'n, Quit PLAY'N!!!!"

(For A Good Time, Click Photo, I'm Serious)

"We Totally Suggest The Olive Garden For A First Date"

"Paritney Spilton? Get used to it."

"Ah One and Ah Two And Ah Jingle Bells Batman Smells ..."

"S' Kiiillller Parteeee (hic up) Maaaannn!"

"Ok, I Can Do This. (Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary)"

"It's This Big ..."

"The Biggest Little Assistant In The Game"